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Character: Honey Kisaragi
Series: Cutie Honey: The Live
Character Age: 16
Canon: Distraught at the loss of his beloved daughter Honey, Professor Kisaragi chose worthwhile candidates, girls with the same birthday as hers, to try and rebuild her in cyborg form. Installed with the Honey System, these girls are capable of creating objects out of thin air - weapons, clothing, money, anything at all. It is this power which allows these girls to transform into heroines utilizing all of their super strength, intelligence, and fantastic healing powers. At least, that was the intent. But when it became obvious that those girls' systems were blighted with imperfection, Professor Kisaragi scrapped the idea and built an android daughter instead.

This Honey is an extremely upbeat, overly excitable and cheerful extrovert with a passionate love of fun and friendship. She is also amazingly empty-headed and lacking in common sense for someone with a genius IQ, though she sort of makes up for with sheer determination. Putting a bright spin on things is Honey's specialty. She never thinks twice in any situation, least of all when jumping to save someone from possible danger. For Honey, the things that really matter are having friends and getting to play. When push comes to shove she can more than act her age, but the immature streak never quite vanishes. This is a girl who dances around in utter joy when she gets an answer right in class or when she slams into a bad guy with her boobs. Or butt. Or both! But at least with the evil organization Panther Claw lurking in the shadows, there's no shortage of exciting things for her to contend with.

Survey:

Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Hiiii! I'm Kisaragi Honey! It's great to meet you. I'm good at studying and fighting. Oh and eating too, and gym class, and brain surgery. So there are a lot of things that we can do together! Let's get along, okay? Friends should get along, and that's what we are now. Because we met we can be friends forever! Isn't that great? Now we can do everything together! Like, um ... what do you do here, anyway? Eugh, it smells bad too. Maybe I should be a garbageman and help clean up soon.

Oh well. Hey, do you want to hold hands?

Why are you joining our happy community?
Yes! Because I was told to! The letter I got said that this was the happiest place on Earth, and that I was only going to get a free pass if I came right away, so I packed up everything important and did just that. It also said that there was going to be a special prize for whoever came in first place in the Tuesday Food Eating Contest! So I made sure to come hungry to seal my victory.

Can you swim? Y/N Yes! Yes yes yes yes! I’m good at it too!
- Could you still do it under extreme distress? Y/N ... Yes?
-- While dragging someone else to shore? Y/N Dragging someone else? Wait, but that means... It's a rescue mission! All right, leave it to me! I'll be the best swimmer you've ever seen!
--- While something, let’s say a tentacle, tries to drag you under? Y/N Iyaaaa~n! How bold.
---- How would you handle that situation? What do you mean? It's easy. Just swim and carry the other person until they're rescued! And if anybody has a problem with that, they have to go through me! Any tentacles can just wait their turn.

If there was a good dog and a criminal both hanging from a cliff and you could only save one, which would you save and why?
Why not both? I’m strong enough to carry both of them together all the way down. We’ll probably even be friends once we get to the bottom of the cliff too, and Mr. Criminal will say thank you and he and the dog will live together. Or maybe the dog will learn to be a criminal too. Well, at least they wouldn’t be lonely!

Are you sure you’re a genius?
Of course! Just test me.

Fine. What’s the numerical value of pi?
Three point one four one five nine two six five three five eight nine seven nine three two three eight four six two six four three three eight three two seven nine five zero two eight eight four one...

If you shut up now, you’ll win a cookie.
Hurray! I won, I won, I won! This really is the happiest place on Earth!




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